Someone bring me chocolate cake, I’ll be waiting in the break room
Lions pretend to be hurt when their cubs bite them to encourage them
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It really does hurt
Anonymous asked:
“I’ll fuck your dad” bisexual women looooove weaponizing their sexuality against homosexuals instead of listening to genuine criticism.
firstgrave answered:
Weaponizing my sexuality to become your stepparent
Anonymous asked:
I vaguely remember this blog being run by my mother, is this correct?
sandsvendor100 answered:
